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Fred had a special field.. for special people.Continue

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Tis just a lot of ol shit... free speech free mind, my arse.......... fuck you !!!says my MOM!Continue

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At 10:49pm on October 26, 2012, Ms. Crack a Nut With Her Butt ® said…

free almonds for you

At 12:27am on October 5, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…


At 11:43pm on October 4, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…

hey sexxay im masturbating

At 10:14am on September 23, 2012, Batteri Wyfe said…

got another idea... if you can get a pencil or something in there too with your penis.... and you know break the vacume...

At 9:45am on September 23, 2012, Batteri Wyfe said…

see don't be ashamed to call an ambulance, we've all fucked a milk bottle at some point in our lives

if you leave it on overnight though your cock might fall off and problem solved

At 9:42am on September 23, 2012, Hugh Jass said…

 I was having a shower and started wanking (as I normally do in the shower) and i was getting close to ejaculating, I saw the bottle, and thought i would try to ejaculate into the bottle (maybe save it for later to put it into my sisters milk that she has for dinner haha), The hole at the top of the bottle didnt seem so wide anymore, and was stroking against my penis, I starting using the bottle to jerk instead of my hands, an before I knew it my penis had expanded so much that I couldnt move the bottle, I figured if I ejaculated I could get it off, but i couldn't, as there was not blood getting to the ends, I tried to think of non-sexy things like my grandma and grandpa having sex, but that seemed to arouse me even more, and I was completely stiff. Anyway I am sitting here now, with the end of my dick turning slightly purple, and it is starting to hurt. Please, my parents wont be home for another hour or so, I don't want to have to tell them, I am trying to cut it (the bottle) with a stanley knife, but I am scared of cutting my dick.should i take my mothers dildo out my arse before going to hospital 

At 9:27am on September 23, 2012, Batteri Wyfe said…

also take pics and send them to me

At 9:25am on September 23, 2012, Batteri Wyfe said…

indeed, I was going to suggest a bucket of ice cold water and the grossest pics you can find to get your penis to shrivel enough to allow air into the bottle to release the vacume... if that fails and you have a glass drill drill a hole in the end of the bottle and if that fails I'd call into the hospital

At 9:23am on September 23, 2012, Hugh Jass said…

I had the same problem with a whisky barrel with a wasp in it try thinking of sadies flaps of piss that should do the job or just wear baggy shorts 

At 10:27pm on September 22, 2012, Sofonda Cox said…

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