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After awakening from a drunken slumber, I walked into the kitchen and saw Bill Cosby's cock inside a cookie jar screaming for some mac daddy love. When I say cookie jar, I mean he was lying naked with his black hairy nipples on the floor.

I couldn't resist shoving Cosby's big black veiny dick into my rectal cavity.

My mom walks into the kitchen and sees this vile scene. I could not help but to shove my profusely sweaty beanbag into her ear cavity. Rather than…

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Posted on June 20, 2012 at 9:55pm

A Special Occasion

I AM CURRENTLY FUCKING A VACUUM CLEANER WHILST SUCKING A GOLF BALL THROUGH A STRAW IN PREPERATION FOR A SPECIAL EVENING WITH ROSA PARKS, I PLAN TO MEET HER IN HELL BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT

Posted on June 20, 2012 at 6:56pm — 2 Comments

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At 4:18pm on June 30, 2012, Mary Honk said…
YOU FUCKING WINGNUT CUNT YOU RAPER OF DOGS,CATS GOATS AND PART TIME MUSLIM CLERIC INFACT YOU ARE THE GAY AMERICAN LEADER OF BIG GAY AL QUEDA YOU FUCKING MAD MUSLIM GOATFUCKER
At 4:16pm on June 30, 2012, Mary Honk said…
HUGH MIGHT AS YOU SAY HAVE A COCK OF A FACE WHICH TO ME WOULD MAKE SITTING ON IT VERY INTERESTING AND SEXY BUT WHILE THAT MAYBE SO BUT IT DOESNT STOP YOU BEING A TOTAL BAWBAG OF THE FIRST DEGREE ...COCK ASS FUCKING CUNTY BASTARD WANK TITTY BUM FANNY
At 6:54pm on June 29, 2012, Hugh Jass said…
you really are a fucking bawbag a total and utter bawbag of the first degree ...cock ass fucking cunty bastard wank titty bum fanny piss
At 8:15pm on June 20, 2012, HairyApist said…

 GET ON A BUS GOING TO RODNEY KINGS FUNERAL DRESSED AS AN L.A DOUGHNUT FUCKER AND PLAY MUSICAL CHAIRS TO HILLYBILLY HOE DOWNS

 
 
 

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