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Was told to go fuck myself today...... So I did! Felt really good cumming in my own ass. Anyone else tried this?

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Once or twice but the result was far from satisfactory but I did manage to shit in my own mouth from a stepladder which I thought might throw the discussion open to some of our more acroscatic twats ...
Has anyone ever tied up a midget and stuck a butternut squash right up their wee arseholes ...don't, they fucking hate it ,even the gay ones ..
My wife Moria used to suck her own tits through a Hoover attachment whilst I pummelled her shitpipe for all I was worth while the cat played a kazoo ...it was a wonderful way to unwind after a hard days work and kept me and moira off the smack
Wtf !! No thanks, already got a house thanks; why would I want another one? And yes, I built it and it's better quality than these........
Hey Hugh......I'm a gonna get me a midget, I hate butternut squashes......couldn't think of a better place to put one! Can I borrow your wife?

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